Certain Uncertainty.


  1. Lent

    I’m not sure how many of you will notice or care, but I am sacrificing social networking (including Tumblr) for Lent, among other things. I shall be on hiatus for a while. Thank you for reading this.

  2. aybaddon:

so while walking around New York City and interviewing people for a friend’s anthropology project, I met Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
we went into a diner to stop for lunch and they were sitting a few tables away from us.  so i asked really awkwardly if i could ask them a few questions for our project while they waited for their food, and they invited me to sit down with them.
they immediately launched into a sarcastic, rapid-fire, back-and-forth banter that i could hardly keep up without laughing my ass off.  it was awesome.  they were awesome.  dear tumblr i just want to tell you that i sat down in a diner with the Sprouse twins and they were absolutely awesome.

    aybaddon:

    so while walking around New York City and interviewing people for a friend’s anthropology project, I met Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

    we went into a diner to stop for lunch and they were sitting a few tables away from us.  so i asked really awkwardly if i could ask them a few questions for our project while they waited for their food, and they invited me to sit down with them.

    they immediately launched into a sarcastic, rapid-fire, back-and-forth banter that i could hardly keep up without laughing my ass off.  it was awesome.  they were awesome.  dear tumblr i just want to tell you that i sat down in a diner with the Sprouse twins and they were absolutely awesome.

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  3. disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

    disappointingpopsiclejokes:

    Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

  4. disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

This one wasn’t disappointing at all

    disappointingpopsiclejokes:

    Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

    This one wasn’t disappointing at all

  5. texas-red-dirt-sunset:

    introbulus:

    one-hamburger:

    dicksp8jr:

    fionaaelizabeth:

    If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

    what do coral even get stressed about

    Current events

    I sea.

    guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

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  6. hannibal-fucking-winchester:

    castielcampbell:

    furryredfox:

    transitive-property:

    yukikoneko19:

    toodrunktofindanurl:

    Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them. 

    FREE TITIES.

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    reblog cuz this is funny

    I shouldn’t have to tag this for NSFW, So I won’t.

    Probably if more girls would do this, we could adapt more like not calling them sexual organs lol Remember that some guys are assholes too, so prepare to get yelled at or possibly touched :/ We should get rid of the problem (those guys) instead of forcing bras or bikinis….

    I went to church with a lady that went to do missionary work in Africa (I think it was Africa.) and they had classes on how they needed to dress and stuff. And at one point she made a joke about wearing turtlenecks and the teacher said “Darlin, you could walk around topless for all the men are going to care.”

    This woman is “stacked” “buxom”… she has big titties okay?

    And she said “Really??”

    And the teacher explained. “Breasts are for babies in most parts of the world. It’s only in America and a few other places that Breasts are seen as sexual. Breasts to men of the country we are going to are for babies and only for babies. Now… your ass on the other hand… you’re gonna need some long skirts with a high waist, cause they notice the booty.”

    this

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  7. Harry could feel Ron shaking.[…] ‘HERMIONE!’ Ron bellowed, and he started to writhe and struggle against the ropes tying them together, so that Harry staggered. ‘HERMIONE! HERMIONE! HERMIONE!’[…] Harry felt the ropes fall away and turned, rubbing his wrists, to see Ron running around the cellar, looking up at the low ceiling, searching for a trapdoor. […] Ron was now trying to Disapparate without a wand. […] Hermione’s screams echoed off the walls upstairs, Ron was half sobbing as he pounded the walls with his fists. (Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows)

    They seem to have really downplayed this part.

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